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August 20th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Cheech’s Advice: Don’t Do It, Man

ErosBlog is not now, nor ever will it be, a source of reliable information on recreational drug use or safety. It’s just not my thing. With that disclaimer out of the way, this is probably the most persuasive advice on recreational edibles consumption you’ll ever see here:

From the official Cheech and Chong channel on TikTok (backup link here).

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August 18th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Boutique Lesbianism

According to the fanciful text in Lesbian Love #11 (June 1982), these scenes show us the seduction of a seamstress at an exclusive fashion boutique in Copenhagen by her hard-driving boss. If the notion of sexual harassment had reached the chilly shores of the Baltic in those benighted decades so long ago, it’s for damn certain that nobody at the Color-Climax Corporation was letting it cramp their creative/editorial style:

the lesbian boss gives her hard working proletarian seamstress a quick shoulder massage

shoulder rub leads to popping the tits out

full on hands on her pussy at her sewing machine

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August 16th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

“Yes, Daddy” Taser Trainee

There is an entire genre of social media posts about law enforcement trainees undergoing their mandatory taser training, part of which (apparently) is the experience of getting tased. Although these videos, and the sometimes-funny reactions of trainees to the unprecedented-for-them jolt of extreme pain, are doubtless fetish fuel for some, I’ve never featured any such clips on ErosBlog hitherto. Mostly this is because of the ACAB factor and because of the unsavory way in which law enforcement tends to use electric shock devices on arrestees already subdued but not compliant to the satisfaction of arresting officers; i.e., as field-expedient torture punishments for which nobody is ever held accountable. However, I’m making an exception for this video clip:

Some people come to their taser training with plenty of prior experience processing heavy pain, and in their moment of extremis, that prior experience shows through!

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August 14th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

What We Saw On Our Vacation To Tahiti

This cartoon is from the July 1959 issue of The Dude magazine. The caption reads “I only got a few feet of this when something happened to the camera — Martha wrecked it.” I don’t know whether Martha is giving him the evil eye for showing those few feet of 8mm home movie footage of happily topless Pacific island women, or for blaming her, apparently in all good justice, for the limited amount of available footage:

cartoon of a man showing home movies to two couples while his wife serves refreshments

The cartoon has an artist signature lower left, but the contrast is too low for me to make it out.

Meanwhile, shall we zoom in on the evening’s feature?

detail of topless women in grass skirts

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August 12th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Pull Her Hair, Slap Her Ass…

…and make her scream into her pillow. I believe I’ve seen thirsty ladies on social media say, with far less provocation than this, “may a love such as this find me!”

lusty slap and tickle fuck

Artwork is by Ebinkuu.

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August 10th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

“I Don’t Think It’s For Me”

One of the polite phrases my dearly departed mother tried to teach her barbarian children was “No thank you, I don’t think it’s for me.” This was part of good table manners, if an overly-insistent hostess was offering a second helping of something that we had already accepted and tasted previously.

On the internet, however, the best habit is to remain silent. If you see something you don’t like, just scroll on by!

I was reminded of this during a recent social media conversation with Girl On The Net. We both publish content that’s predominately about men who fuck women, with, if there’s a power dynamic, a bit of maledom/femsub flavor to it. That’s on average. But the decades are long, right? And we’ve both had the experience of, you know, branching out for variety. Recently we were groaning at one another about how any LGBTQ+ porn is likely to trigger a complaint from a reader who is only here for the straight-man-on-top-of-a-straight-woman fucking. It turns out that GotN wrote a whole-ass post about that back in 2015!

Porn: Not All Of It Is For You!

It is a gloriously rant-inflected essay about the surprisingly-numerous people who:

…pop up in the comments sections on porn sites, sex blogs, and other sexual media with the taste of one bitter word on their lips:

“Eww.”

Nothing more than that because, make no mistake, these people aren’t usually offering constructive criticism: an idea for a future scenario, a shot that could be slightly better framed to highlight someone’s arse. No – they’re simply telling you that it disgusts them. That one or other of the performers does not meet their exacting taste, or that the scenario in question is not one they wish to wank to.

Enjoy.

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August 8th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Dating: It’s Not That Complicated

Sometimes we do tend to overcomplicate things…

Source video credit, backup video link, transcript:

“Oh, no, all this gender stuff has made dating so confusing.”

I don’t know what’s confusing about it. If it’s concave, you stick your tongue in it. If it’s convex, you suck it. It’s pretty simple!

The TikTok tag cloud on this was “#trans #transmasc #nonbinary #lgbt #t4t #transdating #queerdating” but honestly I feel as if this dating advice has applicability that’s a whole lot more general than that.

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